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  Do You Believe In ANYTHING That The Witnesses Taught At This Point In Your Life?

  by minimus in

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  for example, they pride themselves in what they don't believe such as immortal souls, the trinity, hellfire, etc.. some exjws still believe it is the "truth" and support the basics.. .

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  Mall Cop

  Not a thing and I question the new world translation and all the other translations on that false history book called the bible.

  Was you there Charlie?
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  I Just Had A JW Come To My Work And Offer Me A Memorial Invitation And A Magazine!!!

  by minimus in

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  i responded in this`way: i already got an invitation so i'm all set.. she said, "would you like a magazine and i said, "no thank you"'..... and she just left.. it took no more than 15 seconds!.

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  Mall Cop

  Remember when we use to do business territory during the Circuit Overseer's visit during the week day. Then the co. would go on his way and we were supposed do follow up on any contact he made. Worker's were always busy doing work, yet we were stealing time from the employer who paid the worker to work not gab about religion.
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  WTS vs. Star Trek

  by Farkel in

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  star trek claimed to be fantasy and in fact, was fantasy.. wts claims to be the sole truth on earth and in fact, is fantasy.. star trek had spock who solved problems with logic.. wts has a gb who solves problems with bullshit.. star trek had a pompous ass charismatic leader whom everyone loved to watch rant and emote.

  wts had three pompous ass charismatic leaders whom everyone hated to watch rant and emote.. captain kirk was always saving his people from new disasters.. wt leaders are always leading its people into new disasters.. star trek made money by always giving its fans the stuff they wanted.. wts makes money by always charging its fans for stuff neither they nor anyone else else wants.. people had fun when star trek came on.. people would rather have a root canal when meetings come on.. star trek was all about making the cosmos a better place for all.. wts is all about making the cosmos a better place for a few and killing everyone else.. people love to go to star trek conventions.. people would rather be in an earthquake than go to wts conventions.. star trek had a transporter room.. people in meetings wish they also had a transporter room.. star trek had lots of insane villains.. wts had judge rutherford and fred franz.

  same thing.. star trek also had lots of good guys.. good guys are banished from the wts.. star trek had the klingons who spoke a bizarre language.. wts had fred franz who spoke an even more bizarre language.. star trek had all sorts of devices which could cure most any medical problems, but of course, they were science fiction.. wts had the electronic radio biola which it sold and said could cure most any medical problem, but of course, that was science fiction.. star trek had floppy disks, computers you could talk to and flat screen monitors all of which were about 50 years ahead-of-their time.. wts had vaccines which were called "filthy animal pus", humans hearts which were the seat of all emotions, organ transplants which were cannibalistic, human personalities which were also transferred with blood transfusions and black people turning white by reading their literature, all of which were 100 years behihd-their-time.. if you missed a few star trek episodes in a row, no one came by to harrass you.. if you miss a few meetings in a row, you are in deep shit.. star trek tv shows and movies are still played all the time, even after 47 years.. wts dramas never even play a second time.

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  Capt Kirk has retired from the Enterprise and is still helping people to get their needs and things cheaper with Priceline.

  The WT. is still keeping people from getting their needs and things by making them pay for everything and then double dipping them by making them pay again.
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  Why Are District Conventions Becoming Shorter?

  by Quendi in

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  Mall Cop

  Money Money Money what else ?
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  A word of caution

  by Socrateswannabe in

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  please forgive me if you consider this to be presumptuous, i know i am an ultra-newbie here.

  but, i see a lot of threads on jwn that read something like, "what is your dog's name" or "where's your favorite vacation spot", "what's your special name for your spouse", etc.

  i give the opening posters of these threads the benefit of the doubt that they are creating them simply for entertainment purposes.

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  Catch me if you can the movie is real
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  Jesus said: "You received free--give FREE" So, did he not know?

  by Terry in

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  why do jw's accept contributions?

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  Who was it that carried the purse
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  Are JW'S "hated" in all the world? Or...are they considered IRRELEVANT?

  by Terry in

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  wathctower 90/1/1 p. 12 par.

  8 not ashamed of the good news .

  while it is true that jehovahs witnesses are hated and opposed in all the nations of the earth, this is in fulfillment of what was foretold to be an identifying mark of genuine worshipers of the one living and true god.

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  Mall Cop

  I meant Democracy.
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  Are JW'S "hated" in all the world? Or...are they considered IRRELEVANT?

  by Terry in

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  wathctower 90/1/1 p. 12 par.

  8 not ashamed of the good news .

  while it is true that jehovahs witnesses are hated and opposed in all the nations of the earth, this is in fulfillment of what was foretold to be an identifying mark of genuine worshipers of the one living and true god.

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  Mall Cop

  If they were hated in all the world wouldn't Homeland security want to check them out as to why this would be so? Wouldn't Homeland want to know if they are a threat to our way of living in the free world? Homeland is interested in only serious threats to our demoracy. JW's are not even a blip on their radar. IRRELEVANT!
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  Elders Will Disfellowship Anyone For "Insulting The Prophet"

  by minimus in

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  that's what will next happen if anyone disrespects the governing body.. jws are just like muslim extremists!.

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  Mall Cop

  Don't tell that to the elders. They will ask you for a contribution.

  Why I have four responses on submit is because it takes it time to submit.
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  Elders Will Disfellowship Anyone For "Insulting The Prophet"

  by minimus in

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  that's what will next happen if anyone disrespects the governing body.. jws are just like muslim extremists!.

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  Mall Cop

  Don't tell that to the elders. They will ask you for a contribution.

  Why I have four responses on submit is because it takes it time to submit.